Are you Geared Up?

If there is a way to do Christmas advertising so right, then there is a way to do Christmas advertising so wrong.

May I present Samsung's new Galaxy Gear commercial:

So let me get this straight: If I have a Samsung Galaxy Gear, I can impress random girls on a snow lift with my incredibly useless gadget, then give my self permission to follow her around taking pictures, then become swave and charismatic  at a night club and end the night with the girl I stalked all the day in my arms.

Really? 

Did anyone who worked on this advert actually think this through? Or ever been on a ski holiday? Or taken a picture with that watch? Or dictated to it? Because none of what's being shown is grounded in reality. There is not a single ounce of product truth and frankly, borders on false advertising. For God sakes, who green lit this thing?

Not only is the concept bad, the execution is terrible too. The acting is atrocious, all the environment looks like it was shot in front of a 30 dollar green screen, and what's with the comic style finish at the end? 

tl;dr: Incredibly bizarre, insanely creepy and really hard to watch.